it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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