You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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