i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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