I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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