yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Ladies don't puke and tell
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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