Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Threesome in a minivan. New low
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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