How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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