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Fuck
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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