Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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