So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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