Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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