Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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