What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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