hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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