I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
