my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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