What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
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