Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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