escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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