But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Randomize
