At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
you never un-have a 4some
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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