But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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