Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Randomize
