I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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