Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
