This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
