we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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