who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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