thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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