Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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