this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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