It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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