I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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