she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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