How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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