yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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