Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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