soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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