dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
My vagina is very pro this idea
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
