just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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