Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It's never too late to be topless.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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