problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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