I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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