Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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