i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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