Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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