I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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