If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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