Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Pooping to opera.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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