Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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